1. Dit, lieve kinderen, is nou marketing: Q: Name another place outside of the soccer field where an extra four minutes can seem like an eternity and mean the difference between making someone scream in ecstasy or sending them home disappointed? A: The bedroom.

    Dit, lieve kinderen, is nou marketing:

    Q: Name another place outside of the soccer field where an extra four minutes can seem like an eternity and mean the difference between making someone scream in ecstasy or sending them home disappointed?

    A: The bedroom.

    (Source: theoffsiderules.blogspot.com)

  2. Everything that’s being said now is just this super amplified imaginary nonsense, and the only way to get people’s attention now is making more outlandish statements.

    — Raymond Soneria, president van DisplayMate Technologies over de mogelijke onwaarheden inzake het ‘retina scherm’ die Steve Jobs tijdens de presentatie van de nieuwe iPhone de wereld in slingerde. (via Wired)